Email Marketing: 8 Tips How NOT to Get Your Ad Read
Email marketing is one of the most effective marketing
methods available - if done correctly. With the recent wave
of email viruses going around, people are becoming more
reluctant to open email from strangers, including me.
With that in mind, here are some highly effective methods to
get your advertisement, that you worked so hard on, sent
straight to my trash folder:
- If your email address looks like gibberish or appears to be
coded as in x7N48cJhb@anydomain.com, cBGtzTnfP@anydomain.com,
jt12355@anydomain.com, or 68340224@anydomain.com, I don't
know you - TRASH!
- If your email address is friend@anydomain.com or addressed
to friend@mydomain.com, I don't have any friends by the name
of "Friend" and my name is "Edward" so I don't know you and
you obviously don't know me. - TRASH!
- If your email subject begins with "ADV", or "URGENT" or Re:
to a subject I never sent - TRASH! I'll take my chances not
reading those "urgent" emails.
Ok, your ad has initially made it pass my "trigger-happy"
delete finger and didn't get tossed immediately in the trash.
Good deal, but still not there yet. Here's how to get your
ad tossed in the trash after it's been opened but still not
read:
- If your email requires me to write you via "snail mail" or
call you (long distance at that!) to be removed from your
list - TRASH! I don't want anything to do with you if I have
to spend money to request removal from a list I shouldn't
have been on in the first place.
- If your email begins with "Thank you for sending
information on your money making opportunity, now look at
mine€ ’¥" - TRASH! If I'm a responsible emailer, I KNOW who I
sent information to. If I can't remember, I must be a
spammer.
- If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begins
with "This email is not spam€ ’¥" - TRASH! If you have to say
it, then it's spam!
- If anywhere in your email, you have the statement that's
similar to "Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th
U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam€ ’¥" - TRASH!
Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your
research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked,
U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.
- If anywhere in your email, you promise that I can lots of
money with little or no work - TRASH! Don't insult my
intelligence.
There you have it. Eight effective techniques to NOT get your
email advertisement read. Use them wisely.
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Posted by: E-mail: Phone: Page Posted on: Friday, July 21, 2000 at 03:08:59 (MDT)
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